oww my skin--pt 3

So, i'm allergic to penicillin. Guess how i found out?

:D

i think what i'm doing right now is burning the proverbial candle at the proverbial both ends...

life lesson #8

make sure you really eat enough breakfast when you take your vitamins in the morning. because vomiting into a trashcan in front of a group of students outside a classroom is not the best way to start a long day of substitute teaching.

oops II

sometimes, when you're painting, you get confused and wash your brush off in your beer. 

oops

sometimes, when you're painting, you get confused and wash your brush off in your coffee.

well, just accidentally trashed the entire month of april on my iphoto. including all my coachella footage.

f*@&.

life lesson #7...one of those days

when you decide to brew a full pot of coffee, don't forget to place the carafe under the drip before walking away for 10 minutes...unless you want a really good excuse to deep clean your kitchen floor.

oh, and i just did this again.              :D

bummer

sitting in my bedroom practicing guitar this morning i was thinking to myself "good LORD it's hot right now."
then i went online and saw it's only 75 degrees out...75. and breezy.
i'm going to die this summer.

before i collapse...

my ears are ringing, my wallet is empty, every joint aches, and somewhere in a vast trampled field lie my prescription glasses.

so ends a successful day 1 of coachella!

cough

noooooo don't get sickkkkkkkk

alright

tonight my new-found unexplainable, steadily escalating and very disturbing tendency of maiming and/or destroying everything i come into contact with hit an all-time low.

as in it hit my car.
or rather...i hit something else with my car.

so.

i was recently asked by a very talented guitarist friend to help him record a cover of barracuda by heart. "yeah, sure!" i said. but listening to it repeatedly to further my familiarity with the song has produced one incessant concern: how i will ever be able to sing like anne wilson.

dang it i think i'm getting sick

burnnn

it just took me about 8 seconds to realize i confused my proactiv toner with nail polish remover...

ow.

coffeecoffeecoffee

early tomorrow morning i'm starting a day-long trek home...traveling from annapolis to washington dc and then finally flying out of new york in the evening...bravely facing buses, subways and airplanes...without having any real idea of what exactly i'm doing!

and i'm sick.

please pray for me.

la canada

107 degrees

dry

breezy

ON FIRE.

8.5, 8

today--after wondering offhandedly about it through the years--i received confirmation that my feet are, indeed, two different sizes.
dang it.

blank

i filled out an application yesterday that included a basic math test. great time to find out i don't remember how to do long division.

can't dumb it down

i am the writer of the puppet show script for the children at WCC this year. simple, right? yet as i have progressed to day 2, i am suddenly feeling like it would be a lot easier if i were writing it for grown-ups.